What Would You be Willing to Do

To get six loads of laundry done without scolding, nagging, or being personally involved?

Would you be willing to draw scars on your kids with markers and call them laundarrrrrry pirates?




Would you be willing to dig into your long forgotten stash of candy corn to provide appropriate booty?

I'm not saying I am such a mom, just that, if I were, it would be totally worth it.