Thursday, March 14, 2013

I Have Been Wasting Money

Buying search and find adventure games from Big Fish!

If you haven't played these games, they are lots of fun.  You are a character in a story and you go around looking for clues and solving puzzles to solve the mystery/rescue the person/find the McGuffin.

One thing they all have in common is the search and find parts.  You click on a fairly normal looking area, and it opens into a window that reveals that the spot contains a pile of random junk.  You are then give a list of random things to find in the pile, at least one of which will help you on your quest.

I've been cleaning the family room down stairs.  I cleaned out the toys, the book shelves, even the computer desk.  The next day, while happily surveying the nice clean room, it occurred to me that I should check under the desk.

This desk is a relic from civil service in the 1960s.  It's huge.  The top is about 6 feet wide and 4 feet deep.  Those shelves in the back are actually resting on the desk.  A desk that size covers a multitude of junk.

I reached under and began pulling stuff out.  And more stuff.  And more stuff.  Strange stuff.  A flipper.  A tapir.  Two hats.  A dust pan. A boat.  A boot.  A skein of yarn.  That's when it hit me: it was a search and find!

I quickly made a list of a dozen random things in the pile and called in the Zoomlians!  They found everything quickly (thanks, no doubt to their Big Fish training!), and stood staring in amazement at the pile.

Looking at them, I realized they were each now holding four or five random pieces of junk!  So I told them to put away what they had found!!  Which made the rest a much smaller job for me.  So maybe I haven't been wasting money!

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Habemus Papem!

Wow!  Pope Francis!  From the Americas!

God bless you, our new Holy Father, as you start your new journey!

Lent at Half Time

 We are having kind of a crazy Lent! 

There are lots of things happening, and lots of things to pray for, not the least of which is the papal conclave.

But we have been marching on in our own little observances.

The footsteps on our Walking with Jesus poster are filling in.


Our sacrifice bean jar is filling up!  It takes a lot of those little black beans to change the level in that jar!

And our Vine and Branches is bearing lots of fruit. 

But it seems like everything kind of slacks off in this mid-Lent period.  The novelty has worn away. 

I feel like it wouldn't hurt to have a little sugar in my tea... and it would hurt a lot not to have it!  I really want a snack between meals, and I find myself rationalizing what, exactly, counts as between.

Sadly, my attention span has been reached, if not exceeded.It's not that I'm ready for Easter, just ready for it to NOT be Lent!

Time to recommit! And God's been giving me some wake up calls.

A dear member of my extended family is in extreme pain following back surgery, and is unable to walk, let alone work, and he is the sole support of his family.   Another family member has had heart problems.  A friend's dad had a heart attack. Two friends have parents dying. Another friend's niece committed suicide.  A friend of a friend lost her baby at 20 weeks. There is no lack of people to pray and sacrifice for.

That's been the key for me, in my own spiritual life.  I find it so hard to pray and sacrifice for my own growth in holiness, as much as I really need it! But it's comparatively easy for me to pray and sacrifice for some one who is going through a hard time.  Love makes everything easy.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Chemistry: Forces and Attraction

This class focused on molecular interactions, but we also talked about gradients and chromatography.  With kindergarteners?  Sure, they loved it! 

First up, it was the first warm day of early spring, and the kids came in with a ton of energy!  I had them hold their arms down by their sides and run around in the relatively small space of the kitchen.  Amazingly, no one bumped into anyone.

Then I had them repeat that trick with their arms held away from them.  Of course, they were bumping and tangling all over!

I explained that some molecules were smooth, and some had "arms" sticking out.  The smooth ones tended to glide past each other without interacting, and the more branched molecules tended to get stuck on each other.  I used the example of alcohol (which is "thinner" than water) and oil (which seems "thicker," but is actually less dense than water).

We also talked about the speed the molecules are going (with more heat, the molecules are moving faster and are more likely to interact). Lastly, I told them that some molecules have a small electric charge, positive on one end and negative on the other (polar molecules).  These charges attract each other, and cause the molecules to stick together a little.

The most common of the polar molecules is water, and the easiest way to observe it is to look at surface tension!  I had intended to show them a cup with water brimming over the walls of the glass, but I missed that some how.


I had a large bowl filled with water and ten toothpicks floating in a group on the surface.  I dipped the tip of another toothpick into dish soap, and the kids took turns touching the water between  the toothpicks with it.  The soap breaks the molecular bonds of the water (that's how soap works, it breaks the bonds of the dirt) and the toothpicks fly apart as the water draws away from the broken bonds.

Then I gave each kid a square of wax paper and dropped drops of colored water on the paper.  They each took a wet toothpick and poked and played with the water droplets.  I think, if I had let them, they could have spent the entire half hour playing with the drops!  It's quite fascinating to see the little spheres connect up and roll around the paper.

Next we set up a chromatography experiment to demonstrate capillary action.  I had cut strips of paper towel marked with a pencil line 2 inches from the end.  I gave each kid 3 strips, and they traced each line with a different colored (water based) marker.   Then the put the ends of the strips into jars with a little bit of water.  The idea is that the water level is below the colored strip.  The water rises by cappilary action, and separates the dyes from the markers (and looks super cool!).

After that, I set out squares of foil, each with a small pool of colored water.  Unlike the wax paper where the water balled up, the water on the foil spread out into a thin layer.  Then I went around and dropped (with an eye dropper) alcohol into the center of the water.  The water drew back and shimmered along the edge of the alcohol!  It's an amazing effect!

To show a little more about the differences and significance of surface tension, I plugged two straws with clay (on one end).  One I filled partly with colored water (you can't see the level if you don't color it), and one with colored alcohol.  Then I turned them both upside down in the sink.  The alcohol ran out immediately, but the water (which has much greater surface tension) stayed put in the straw no matter how long we held it upside down!


 Lastly, I took a tall thin jar and filled it partly with colored water.  Then I tilted the jar and slowly poured in alcohol.  The less dense alcohol forms a layer on top of the water. Then I dropped small drops of cooking oil into the jar.  They formed tiny perfect spheres in the interface between the water and alcohol. 

If you wanted to, you could make an impressive stack of density gradients.  You could use a layer of dark corn syrup, then dish soap, then water (maybe color the water?), then oil, then alcohol.  The trick to getting a smooth gradient is to tilt the jar and pour slowly.

We used to make continuous concentration gradients in the lab by layering different concentrations of sugar solutions and letting them meld over night.  You couldn't see any layers! What good is that?  You use it to sort messy combinations of proteins.

You would layer your proteins on top of the "stack" of gradients and then spin the whole deal in a centrifuge.  The different proteins would "find their level" in the different densities, and you could remove just the one you needed.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Happy Zombie Day!

Ah, yes, that special time that comes but once a year.. The Monday after we spring back into Daylight Savings Time and stumble about searching for caffeine joyfully greet the day with the cheery thought that it will be too light this evening to convince our children to go to bed at a reasonable time.

I am convinced that those who actually like DST have never had children  do not have to get up in the morning  have a sadistic streak have a weak circadian rhythm.  There are some people who can nap during the day, eat meals at wildly varying times, and sleep and rise in an irregular pattern.

I can do none of these since I personally have the Chuck Norris of circadian rhythms, and attempting to diverge from my regular pattern of eating or sleeping causes it to slap me stupid while telling me to "stop hitting myself."  For people like me, DST hurts.  And it's stupid! And I like to whine about it in italics and bold, and bold italics!

And it always happens during Lent!

Let's watch this short educational video vindicating my opinion, then we can move on to Zombie Day Fun!


Well, I'm feeling much better!

The traditional way to celebrate Zombie Day is by playing Plants Versus Zombies.

You can also read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies or World War Z, or watch your choice of zombie themed movies.  Or just watch this:

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Classic Birthday

 Leena's actual birthday was last week.  On her actual birthday, she wanted a jello cake.  Specifically, a jello cake from the grape mold that was really flavored raspberry and lime (in layers).  She's quirky like that.

The previous post's pictures were from the party with extended family. Yes, she did end up with three cakes and three parties!

For her birthday party today (with friends), she wanted a "classic" birthday.

So, we decorated with streamers and balloons.


We had a two layer white cake with pink frosting and sprinkles.

We had a big bunch of friends over.

And we played classic party games!

First we had Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey. We just drew a donkey and some tails on my big roll of brown paper.

Then we played Musical Chairs.

Then we played a face drawing relay game.



We had two teams, each armed with a marker.  Each member of the team had to run across the room and draw one facial feature, then run back and hand off the marker!  It ended up looking like this:


 So fun!  Happy birthday, Leena!



Saturday, March 9, 2013

Choclo Says

Conversation over breakfast this morning.

Choclo: I saw a movie of a hippomuspotamus eating another hippomuspotamus.

The Emperor (to me): That's so cute!

Choclo: You thought it was cute to have a hippomuspotamus EAT a hippomuspotamus?

Oob Says

I was settling Oob down for the night with some last snuggles.  As I got up off the bed, I accidentally burped.

Oob (amazed): You burped!  You've never done that before!
Me: Well...
Oob (cooing): You're just so adorable!

Friday, March 8, 2013

Happy Birthday, Leena!

 Happy birthday Queen of the Snow!

Happy 11!

How about 11 great things about Leena?!

1. She's Queen of the Squirrels AND Queen of the Snow!
2. She loves Super Girls' Night!
3. She can do anything with fractions!
4. She is our Sunshine Girl, she always has a smile!
5. She draws funny comic strips!
5. She likes jello cakes!
6. She is very strong!
7.She can draw manga!
7. She can even look manga!
8. She likes to help other people, especially younger kids!
9. She loves to play games!
9. She loves to tell jokes!
10. She has the quirkiest sense of humor I know!
11. She is our sweet and loving Jelly Bean!



Thursday, March 7, 2013

More Easy Fun Lent Art

I scooped this idea for a paper crown of thorns from Catholic Inspired     , although I simplified the crown construction and added a cross. 

Essentially, it's braided strips of brown construction paper with the edges snipped to form "thorns."

We cut 6 half inch lengthwise strips from brown construction paper for each crown (we used the paper cutter).  Then we stapled the strips end to end to make 3 double length strips.

We stapled theses strips together at one end and then braided them.  Then we stapled them in a loop to form the crown. 

Next we snipped a short way into the edges to form thorns.  If you snip at a tiny angle, they form tiny thorns, larger angles give larger thorns up to about 45 degrees, after which they stop looking like thorns!

We next used the paper cutter to cut out strips of other colors to form a cross. For simplicity, I cut one lengthwise 1 1/2" strip, then one cross wise 1 1/2" strip.

We either stapled or taped on the crown of thorns, and we were done!

Zorg decided to use his crown to decorate the sacrifice bean jar!