How's that for a statistically improbable sentence? Nevertheless, it's quite true. The wiggly crown that turned into the Tooth from Heck continued to misbehave, ending with gum surgery followed by extraction yesterday.
I must admit, when the dentist told me (a while back) that I would likely lose the tooth, my first thought was to wonder what the Tooth Chicken would bring.
I've decided to call him Squiddy!
He's entirely hand sewn, and very affectionate with the children, as you can see. Either that or he's really hungry.
As Oob said, "He's sooo cuuuute! And piiiiink!"
I haven't had a visit from the Tooth Chicken in decades, but it was worth the wait. As long time readers know, I love squid!
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
More Biology
One of my goals with this class is to make it a transition class towards college. I've been teaching the kids to take notes, study, keep a lab notebook, and (hopefully) learn at a college rate.
I'm not sure why high school science is usually presented so slowly, but I've always thought the slow bit rate was an interest killer. Not a problem in this class!
Last week we learned (in one two hour class) all the parts of the cell. I wrote out and explained the parts using candy as models for all the organelles. If you've ever seen a ribosome, I think you'll agree, they look exactly like nerd candies!
When I had finished my explanation, I had them build cells, using the candy and jello. The animal cell was a wiggly orange heap, but the plant cell had a firm (tupperware) cell wall!
They then identified and explained and ate their models...
Next, I assigned two organelles to each kid and had them put on a skit in which they portrayed their cell parts. I used a sheet as the cell membrane. Mxyl did an excellent nucleus: "Hey! I tell everyone around here what to do! Get back to work!!!"
Then we went on to talk about diffusion and osmosis. I used perfume to show diffusion in air (spray at one end of the room and have kids tell you as they smell it). And I used food coloring in three jars of water (cold, medium and hot) to show diffusion in liquid.
Osmosis was the most fun! Osmosis is the movement of water from an area of greater concentration to less concentration across a membrane. Really, it's a specialized form of diffusion and very handy to know about whether you are making pickles or washing your contacts or dealing with a sick child!
First, I skinned some eggs. Unfertilized chicken eggs are a single large cell, but they are hard to look at as a cell unless you take the shell off or "skin" them. You can do this easily by soaking them in vinegar for two days. As an extra bonus, the vinegar not only dissolves the shell (very fizzy and cool by itself!), it also toughens the membrane so you can pick the skinned egg up and carry it around! It should be noted that the egg is still completely raw...
We put one egg into water (hypotonic), one into corn syrup (hypertonic), and one into salt water (isotonic? the Zoomlians made this part up!).
Here's what they look like:
The top one is the corn syrup and you can see how the membrane shriveled as it the water was drawn out of the egg and it shrank.
The next one down is the salt water egg. It wasn't completely isotonic, probably because the concentration of water is determined by more than salt; the egg contains a lot of protein, so the water was drawn in and it swelled.
The bottom jar is our egg in water, and it is swollen nearly to bursting! It has a weird taut feel...
In all of these, the same thing is happening: water is moving from an area of greater concentration (outside the membrane in the water jar, inside the membrane in the corn syrup jar) to an area of lesser concentration (inside the membrane in the water jar, outside the membrane in the corn syrup jar).
I had done 8 eggs total, so we had one left over (each family had their own experiment). Zorg decided to try his own experiment, throwing the last egg (I think to see if it was really raw).
It was quite spectacular! He threw it hard enough that he ruptured the membrane! The white flew about 10 feet and the (denser) yolk flew about 20 feet! Both were, in fact, quite raw. An excellent demonstration of physics! A great idea to do that outside!
I'm not sure why high school science is usually presented so slowly, but I've always thought the slow bit rate was an interest killer. Not a problem in this class!
Last week we learned (in one two hour class) all the parts of the cell. I wrote out and explained the parts using candy as models for all the organelles. If you've ever seen a ribosome, I think you'll agree, they look exactly like nerd candies!
When I had finished my explanation, I had them build cells, using the candy and jello. The animal cell was a wiggly orange heap, but the plant cell had a firm (tupperware) cell wall!They then identified and explained and ate their models...
Next, I assigned two organelles to each kid and had them put on a skit in which they portrayed their cell parts. I used a sheet as the cell membrane. Mxyl did an excellent nucleus: "Hey! I tell everyone around here what to do! Get back to work!!!"
Then we went on to talk about diffusion and osmosis. I used perfume to show diffusion in air (spray at one end of the room and have kids tell you as they smell it). And I used food coloring in three jars of water (cold, medium and hot) to show diffusion in liquid.
Osmosis was the most fun! Osmosis is the movement of water from an area of greater concentration to less concentration across a membrane. Really, it's a specialized form of diffusion and very handy to know about whether you are making pickles or washing your contacts or dealing with a sick child!
First, I skinned some eggs. Unfertilized chicken eggs are a single large cell, but they are hard to look at as a cell unless you take the shell off or "skin" them. You can do this easily by soaking them in vinegar for two days. As an extra bonus, the vinegar not only dissolves the shell (very fizzy and cool by itself!), it also toughens the membrane so you can pick the skinned egg up and carry it around! It should be noted that the egg is still completely raw...
We put one egg into water (hypotonic), one into corn syrup (hypertonic), and one into salt water (isotonic? the Zoomlians made this part up!).
Here's what they look like:
The top one is the corn syrup and you can see how the membrane shriveled as it the water was drawn out of the egg and it shrank.The next one down is the salt water egg. It wasn't completely isotonic, probably because the concentration of water is determined by more than salt; the egg contains a lot of protein, so the water was drawn in and it swelled.
The bottom jar is our egg in water, and it is swollen nearly to bursting! It has a weird taut feel...
In all of these, the same thing is happening: water is moving from an area of greater concentration (outside the membrane in the water jar, inside the membrane in the corn syrup jar) to an area of lesser concentration (inside the membrane in the water jar, outside the membrane in the corn syrup jar).
I had done 8 eggs total, so we had one left over (each family had their own experiment). Zorg decided to try his own experiment, throwing the last egg (I think to see if it was really raw).
It was quite spectacular! He threw it hard enough that he ruptured the membrane! The white flew about 10 feet and the (denser) yolk flew about 20 feet! Both were, in fact, quite raw. An excellent demonstration of physics! A great idea to do that outside!
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Biology
I've been so busy, I don't think I've even mentioned that we started a high school Biology class two weeks ago!
We have Mxyl and two home school friends (all actually in High School), as well as Klenda (faking it well), and Zorg (auditing the class and enjoying it heartily).
Another parent is doing the driving and (yet ) another parent (Choclo's godmother) is watching Choclo, Oob and Leena. The godmother tells me that watching those three is hilarious!
The first visit, Choclo and Oob went methodically hand in hand through her house, informing her about their discoveries: Do you know that you have legos?
Later: Do you know that you have a dog?!
Still later: Do you know that you have a BABY!?!
So this has been good for all of us: the older kids get time with their friends, Choclo and the younger kids get to spend time with the godmother and her younger kids, and, best of all, I get to teach Biology!
We have Mxyl and two home school friends (all actually in High School), as well as Klenda (faking it well), and Zorg (auditing the class and enjoying it heartily).
Another parent is doing the driving and (yet ) another parent (Choclo's godmother) is watching Choclo, Oob and Leena. The godmother tells me that watching those three is hilarious!
The first visit, Choclo and Oob went methodically hand in hand through her house, informing her about their discoveries: Do you know that you have legos?
Later: Do you know that you have a dog?!
Still later: Do you know that you have a BABY!?!
So this has been good for all of us: the older kids get time with their friends, Choclo and the younger kids get to spend time with the godmother and her younger kids, and, best of all, I get to teach Biology!
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Friday, January 27, 2012
Crazy Day
On Wednesday, we started doing our usual Wednesday field trips again. This time, we went to the BMI. No, not the place to measure your Mass Body Index, we went to the Baltimore Museum of Industry!
This is always a fun trip. The museum is set up as an indoor town where you wander through buildings (stores, canneries, garment factories, print shops, and smithies) looking at (and trying out!) the machines used in different places.
Here are the Zoomlians at the port (harbor) section.
My favorite was the bakery, where we saw a gigantic rolling pin used to cut out donuts. The Zoomlians preferred the TV sound stage where they staged a talent show the like of which I have never seen...
Then it was off to the bizarre alien playground.
I don't know who designed this, but they were a twisted genius.
And I'm pretty sure they were not human.
But it's a great place to visit!

They have this ring thing. It's exactly like a merry go round (except there's no center, you can't sit down, it's on an angle and, if you have more than one person on at a time, you are likely to kill each other)
And they have a slide like object (the blue thing extending to the left) that is convex, grooved and without sides. It also wobbles.
My kids, being Zoomlians, have a fabulous time!
I think what's fun about it is that there is no obvious, per-determined way to play with the stuff, so the kids just make stuff up. Also, it has not been "child-safed," so we have a distinctive thrill (right before the "Aiiieeeeee! THUMP).
Next, it was off to the library where I reached my long cherished dream of escaping the library with less than 50 books (47!), mostly because it was a long walk back to Blue Streak (parked at the playground). My true dream is to escape with less than 50 books in less than an hour, but we must take our victories where we may...
I should dream for all that AND finding all the books the first time I try to return them, but even my imagination can't stretch that far!
Then it was home to make dinner and collapse in a book besotted heap.
This is always a fun trip. The museum is set up as an indoor town where you wander through buildings (stores, canneries, garment factories, print shops, and smithies) looking at (and trying out!) the machines used in different places.
Here are the Zoomlians at the port (harbor) section.
My favorite was the bakery, where we saw a gigantic rolling pin used to cut out donuts. The Zoomlians preferred the TV sound stage where they staged a talent show the like of which I have never seen...
Then it was off to the bizarre alien playground.I don't know who designed this, but they were a twisted genius.
And I'm pretty sure they were not human.
But it's a great place to visit!

They have this ring thing. It's exactly like a merry go round (except there's no center, you can't sit down, it's on an angle and, if you have more than one person on at a time, you are likely to kill each other)
And they have a slide like object (the blue thing extending to the left) that is convex, grooved and without sides. It also wobbles.
My kids, being Zoomlians, have a fabulous time!
I think what's fun about it is that there is no obvious, per-determined way to play with the stuff, so the kids just make stuff up. Also, it has not been "child-safed," so we have a distinctive thrill (right before the "Aiiieeeeee! THUMP).
Next, it was off to the library where I reached my long cherished dream of escaping the library with less than 50 books (47!), mostly because it was a long walk back to Blue Streak (parked at the playground). My true dream is to escape with less than 50 books in less than an hour, but we must take our victories where we may...
I should dream for all that AND finding all the books the first time I try to return them, but even my imagination can't stretch that far!
Then it was home to make dinner and collapse in a book besotted heap.
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Guest blog by Mxyl: Why I hate orange-kneed tarantulas
Mxyl: Well, YOU'D be scared too, if you were in the middle of writing a blog post and suddenly a 10-foot-long-- never mind.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Guest blog by Mxyl: Happy Demidolthood Klenda!
You see, there are two different kinds of age people are at: Child and a dolt. However, I--and now Klenda--are at the most dangerous age: when we are half of each. I call this being a demidolt.Also called half-dolts, demidolts contain random powers that are necessary for their survival; mine is super-clumsiness, allowing me to increase of decrease the clumsiness or coordination of other beings (though I can't use this on myself yet; it looks like it'll just have to be 0% coordination for me) and I also can construct really long sentences, while Klenda actually appears to have the rare and virtually uncontrollable power of... breaking random body parts!
But the less you know about this the better, so I'd better stop saying these things now. But just so you know, if you ever run into a dark-cloaked man with four arms who calls himself Khiruptorr, you'd better say you know nothing abou--
Monday, January 23, 2012
Happy Birthday, Klenda!
She's been on earth for...let me see....About 4,745 days. Or rather, 13 years. And,of course, we had a party! Or two...or three! #1 First and foremost, a Tie-Dye Party! This was a sleep over with friends. In the evening they tied and dyed the shirts. They also tried drawing designs freehand and then folding them, and I thought those shirts came out very well. The over night soak gave amazing colors!They watched Dreamer, played Quelf, and then did a game called Piggly Wiggly.
In this game, "it" leaves the room and everyone gets into a random sleeping bag. "It" then returns, sits on a random sleeping bag and asks, "Piggly Wiggly?"
The bag's occupant replies, "Oink, oink!" and "it" guesses who is in the bag.
#2 We had our family get together with Grammy and Pop at the Chinese restaurant, and then came back for (angel food) cake and ice cream and presents.Her biggest present was half an i pod touch (she had saved up enough for the other half!). Since all the "i" devices can text each other, we have been texting knock knock jokes and puns...a lot!
#3 A second family get together with extended family (i. e. Mr.Bill and Miss Tracy).Obviously this called for more (strawberry) cake and ice cream!!!
My dear Klenda, you are finally really and truly a teenager!
You are growing into such a lovely young woman, puns and all.
I enjoyed your babyhood and childhood so much, and I'm very excited to walk with you in this next stage of your life.
You are developing into something truly beautiful for God!
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Insults From an English Teacher's Offspring
Leena: Most of them were oxymorons, but the rest were complete idioms!
ADD-ON BY MXYL:
The Emperor: But then, one of them fell into a comma!
Me: But only for a period.
The Prime Minister: I've gotta quote that one.
ADD-ON BY MXYL:
The Emperor: But then, one of them fell into a comma!
Me: But only for a period.
The Prime Minister: I've gotta quote that one.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Weird Weather
It's official. We've lapped seasons.
This morning the early Spring snowdrops are blooming....
And so are the Fall camellias.
The camellias are usually the last thing blooming, and I pick the last of them for Thanksgiving.

I still have dozens of my late white camellias, and even one or two frostbitten pink ones. And now I have half a dozen snowdrops in the shade on the north side of the house. Crazy!
Anyone else having a weird winter?
And, I forgot to mention, we had a white Christmas!
That means different things to different people, so let me be specific: it snowed and we had a dusting on the ground on the very last day of the Christmas season, January 9th, the feast of the Baptism of the Lord!
Maybe we're stretching it a bit, but we'll take what we can get, especially since it hit 70 two days before that snow!
This morning the early Spring snowdrops are blooming....
And so are the Fall camellias.
The camellias are usually the last thing blooming, and I pick the last of them for Thanksgiving.

I still have dozens of my late white camellias, and even one or two frostbitten pink ones. And now I have half a dozen snowdrops in the shade on the north side of the house. Crazy! Anyone else having a weird winter?
And, I forgot to mention, we had a white Christmas!
That means different things to different people, so let me be specific: it snowed and we had a dusting on the ground on the very last day of the Christmas season, January 9th, the feast of the Baptism of the Lord!
Maybe we're stretching it a bit, but we'll take what we can get, especially since it hit 70 two days before that snow!
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