Tips & tricks for taking over the world efficiently,
By Motym Valtapaz (known to the world as Your Future Master).
Takeover tip # 1: First, eliminate your rivals. Doctor Doom, Lex Luthor,
Supercalifragilisticexpiallidocious Man, you should defeat them all one by one. If you should miss this very important step, all of the other villains will gang up on you so they can destroy you and then take over the world themselves. Instead, defeat them one by one.
Takeover tip # 2: Stay secret. After all, what's the use of getting all tied up with fighting superheroes if you could just avoid them? Beat the heroes when it's too late, when the world is already under your control, meaning that you are at your maximal power. Then the only way they can save the world is by fighting the very army they used to serve!
Takeover tip # 3: DO NOT attempt to destroy the world. That would be contradicting yourself. Then there wouldn't be any earth to rule! Instead, work on more simple punishments if the people on earth get too annoying. If a whole country rebels, just give it a small earthquake or two and broadcast that it “was only a taste of your power” is as scary a voice as you can, not blast the whole thing to tiny smithereens. Taking over the world requires extreme patience.