We've run into a difficulty with Mxyl's diploma. We need to name the school (us) issuing the diploma. Hmmmmm.
The Academic Institutional Academy for Higher Learning Institute? Too formal.
Circus Clown Academy? Not formal enough.
Circus Maximus Clown Academy? Not helping.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Training Facility M-78? Might be pushing it.
Gallifreyan Institute for Trans Dimensional Engineering? Definitely pushing it.
Institute Eclectica? Try saying it aloud.
Pavlat Institute for Gifted Children? Might sound braggy to those who don't get the X Men reference.
Zoom School? I think it's taken, plus it doesn't sound like a high school.
Veritas Academy? Sounded good until I added "In Vino Veritas."
UPDATE: Thinking about it some more, we realized that the core principle in each child's education has always been: "Helping them become who God created them to be." Each Zooomlian has had (or is having) a unique education.
We've decided to let each one name their school. Mxyl chose a favorite saint: Academy of St. Thomas Aquinas.