A little while back, we walked into church and noticed that the Knights of Columbus were there in full regalia. If you've never heard of them, they're a Catholic charitable society that does stuff for the Church as well as in their neighborhoods. They were doing some kind of honor guard thing that day, as I recall.
At any rate, when Leena saw them she got very excited. The burning (very loud) question was: "Why are they wearing pirate hats in church?"