The Emperor took the kids out shopping today while Angel and I did some Spring cleaning.
At the hardware store, Mxyl wondered why people used a laser in a fancy level. The Emperor explained that you can use the laser when it is really important that your lines be straight. Choclo then repeated, "Laser...Portent...Straight! " for the rest of the trip. I wonder what the passersby made of that.
Then they went to a pharmacy. Klenda wondered why grownups use deodorant. The Emperor explained that Mommy and Daddy use deodorant so that they aren't stinky. Choclo cheerfully and repeatedly announced:"Mommy... Daddy... Stinky!"