I'm not sure I can articulate exactly why I find the Old Spice commercial so offensive.
No wait, let me try: I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT YOU! MY HUSBAND IS WORTH 50 OF YOU ANY DAY AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SMELL LIKE!!!
Yes, I know the commercial is intentionally a parody. It just bugs me.
On the other hand, I find the parodies of the parody absolutely hilarious. Go figure!
Here's my favorite with a big hat tip to Zoe at Inside Catholic: