|Oob: I washed my hair!|
(meaning I put water on it so it sticks up)
Oob: Can I have mayonnaise on my toast?
Me: Sure, honey, if you like.
Oob (clutching the jar to his heart): Mayonnaise!! It's so...precious!!!
Oob: Mom, is running around like a crazy person good exercise for you?
Me: Ummmm. Probably.
Oob: Will you run around like a crazy person with me??
(Judging from how tired it made me, yes, it was very good exercise.)
UPDATE: Extra Bonus Fun from Choclo!
Me: Would you like to watch Curious George 2?
Choclo: Oh, yes! (dreamily) George is so...glorious.
At pajama time this evening, reported by Mxyl
Oob: Oh, heavens! Why did I ever join the footsie team?