What You Need to Know to Understand Things You Probably Don't Want to Know

 I went to NJ by myself to visit my parents and sister this weekend (a definite first!).  I had a wonderful time and I hope to blog about it soon.

The Emperor and the kids missed me enough to write a song for me.  To understand the song you need to know a few things:

This is Space Ghost.  he had a cartoon in the 60s.

These are his sidekicks: Jan, Jayce, and Blip.  Jan has the pony tail, Jayce is her brother and Blip is the monkey.

In each episode they get captured by whichever bad guy is around.  Space Ghost saves them.

 This is Moltar, the bad guy from the lava planet.


This is Zorak, a large, mantis-like bad guy.

He's my favorite bad guy.



 and this is the song:
[sing to Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)]

Spaaaace Ghost!  Me say Spaaaace Ghost!
Zorak come, Moltar drop a big bomb.
Spaaaace Ghost!  Me say Spaaaace Ghost!
Zorak come, Moltar drop a big bomb.

Come Jan and Jayce and Blip,
Get captured by a bad guy!
Zorak come, Moltar drop a big bomb.
 Come Jan and Jayce and Blip,
Get captured by a bad guy!
Zorak come, Moltar drop a big bomb.

Spaaaace Ghost!  Me say Spaaaace Ghost!
Zorak come, Moltar drop a big bomb.
Spaaaace Ghost!  Me say Spaaaace Ghost!
Zorak come, Moltar drop a big bomb.

Say six hand, seven hand,  eight hand, PUNCH!
Zorak come, Moltar drop a big bomb.
Say six hand, seven hand,  eight hand, PUNCH!
Zorak come, Moltar drop a big bomb.

Spaaaace Ghost!  Me say Spaaaace Ghost!
Zorak come, Moltar drop a big bomb.
Spaaaace Ghost!  Me say Spaaaace Ghost!
Zorak come, Moltar drop a big bomb.

On his wrists are bands of power!
 Zorak come, Moltar drop a big bomb.
Jan and Jayce, they both say, "WOWer!"
Zorak come, Moltar drop a big bomb.


Spaaaace Ghost!  Me say Spaaaace Ghost!
Zorak come, Moltar drop a big bomb.
Spaaaace Ghost!  Me say Spaaaace Ghost!
Zorak come, Moltar drop a big BOMMMMB!
(explosion sound)