Tuesday, April 16, 2013

A Proud Moment for Me

Zorg (talking to Mxyl in Japan via Skype): Would you rather be attacked by an orange grasshopper the size of a moose, or a pink and yellow polka dotted moose of normal size?

Mxyl: Oh, definitely the grasshopper.  With the current oxygen levels in our atmosphere, the spiracles of the grasshopper couldn't transport enough oxygen for it to function.

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