Thursday, February 4, 2016
It was supposed to be alphabet soup with chicken... but then I realized I was out of chicken... but then I realized I had an odd number of leftover meatballs (not enough for a meal, too many to toss).
So I dumped the meatballs into the soup and called it a day. But it looked odd.
Then I remembered that particular day was Groundhog Day! It immediately occurred to me to tell the kids the odd meat in their soup was groundhog! I restrained myself.
And then, after they had eaten the soup, it hit me! The meatballs had pork! They really were ground hog!
And now my kids are telling me I ruined their lives.