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Why we can't have a dog: I'd name it Anathema.
Why we can't have a parrot: I'd teach it to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!" And I'd mail it to my sister. As a surprise.
Thursday, April 19, 2018
Three Reasons Why We Can't Have Nice Things: The Pet Edition
Why we can't have a chicken: I'd name it Johann Sebastian Bock.
Why we can't have a dog: I'd name it Anathema.
Why we can't have a parrot: I'd teach it to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!" And I'd mail it to my sister. As a surprise.
Why we can't have a dog: I'd name it Anathema.
Why we can't have a parrot: I'd teach it to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!" And I'd mail it to my sister. As a surprise.
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