Noah Kidding

Here's a joke from my second Mom:

As Noah and his family were disembarking from the ark, they paused on a ridge to look back at the ark

“We should have done something, Noah,” said his wife.

“That old hulk of an ark will sit there and be an eyesore on the landscape for years to come.”

“Everything’s taken care of,” Noah assured her. “I left the two termites aboard.”

Thanks, Aunt Nicki!