Large Family

I have at last reached the cherished dream of having a large family: I now have four teen children (plus some others).

If that didn't make sense, say it aloud.

I am enjoying this immensely!

Me: I've got four teen children downstairs watching a movie.

The Emperor:Where are the rest of them?

Me: Watching Ultraman on my laptop.


Although it's not completely perfect.

Me (calling out to the back of the van): How are my four teen children doing?

Chorus: Great!

Me: And how are the rest of my children?

Quiet voice: They were delicious!


I've also figured out that by the end of all this, I will have had six teen children!