I have at last reached the cherished dream of having a large family: I now have four teen children (plus some others).
If that didn't make sense, say it aloud.
I am enjoying this immensely!
Me: I've got four teen children downstairs watching a movie.
The Emperor:Where are the rest of them?
Me: Watching Ultraman on my laptop.
Although it's not completely perfect.
Me (calling out to the back of the van): How are my four teen children doing?
Me: And how are the rest of my children?
Quiet voice: They were delicious!
I've also figured out that by the end of all this, I will have had six teen children!